Posts Tagged ‘Lisa’s First Word

02
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson
“No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson
“My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson
“You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson
“He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson

16
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Got your nose.” – Homer Simpson
“Got your wallet!” – Bart Simpson

25
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me….” – Bart Simpson

02
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“This one just came on the market.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent
“Oh, dear!” – Marge Simpson

02
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Dad, I have a problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Why’d you come to me? I don’t know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they’re gone! Withered away like an old piece of fruit!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Are you done?” – Homer Simpson
“No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

02
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Remember, tis better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” – Lisa Simpson
“What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” – Homer’s Brain
“Takes one to know one!” – Homer Simpson
“Swish!” – Homer’s Brain

02
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Now, here we have beautiful hardwood floors, track lighting.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent
“What’s that stench?” – Marge Simpson
“Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you’ll wonder how you ever did without it!” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent




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