Posts Tagged ‘Lisa’s Pony

07
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Isn’t there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?” – Homer Simpson
“I sincerely hope not.” – Grateful Gelding Lady

25
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Apu? You can take this job and restaff it!” – Homer Simpson

08
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Sorry, baby, date’s over.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

28
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, my, what is that smell? Oh, it’s you.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk

10
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed and I need you to get me a new one.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh, isn’t this the kind of thing your mother’s better at?” – Homer Simpson
“I called her, she’s not home! I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.” – Lisa Simpson
“Wow. And after them, out of all the people in the world, you chose me.” – Homer Simpson

31
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Homey, how long do you plan to do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, how long do horses live?” – Homer Simpson
“Thirty years.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson

07
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“What the- . . . you call this melted cheese receptacle clean?  The young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon




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