Posts Tagged ‘Lisa’s Rival

20
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“But she’s better than me at everything that makes me special.” – Lisa Simpson
“Believe me honey, she’s more scared of you than you are of her.” – Marge Simpson
“You’re thinking of bears, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson

11
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Don’t worry, buddy: here’s a quarter. Call for help at the nearest phone. I’ll keep an eye on things here.” – Homer Simpson
“If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.” – Hans Moleman

28
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“It’s your turn, Jimbo. . . . Someone’s been practicing over the summer, welcome aboard!” – Mr. Largo

Happy birthday Alf Clausen!

11
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“And you didn’t think I’d make any money.  I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!” – Homer Simpson
“While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work.  The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.” – Marge Simpson
“Woo-hoo!  Four day weekend!” – Homer Simpson

14
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Now, here’s what we do.  Tomorrow morning, when Allison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe!  Leaving us relatively dry.” – Bart Simpson
“Relatively?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, there’s bound to be some splashback.” – Bart Simpson

11
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“I bent my Wookie.” – Ralph Wiggum

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Rival”!  Original airdate 11 September 1994.

03
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“I’ve got to stop being so petty.  I should be Alison’s friend, not her competitor.  I mean, she is a wonderful person.” – Lisa Simpson
“Way to go, Lis.  Why compete with someone who’s just gonna to kick your butt anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“I prefer my phrasing.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!




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