Posts Tagged ‘Lisa’s Sax

20
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

♫”Bart was feeling mighty blue.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s a shame what school can do.” – Marge Simpson
“For no reason, here’s Apu.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Those were the days!”♫ – Homer, Marge, & Apu

12
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris

Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.

19
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Ugh, so hot…” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, have you seen the frozen peas? . . . Um, you keep ’em.” – Marge Simpson

30
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, honey, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ll destroy something Bart loves.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry, son, if that bothers you I’ll destroy something Maggie loves.” – Homer Simpson

19
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“That’s damn fine coffee you’ve got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.” – Not Kyle McLaughlin
“Brilliant! . . . I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.” – Homer Simpson

09
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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♫”And Bingo was his name-0!”♫ – Bart Simpson
“Added extra clap.  Not college material.” – Kindergarten Teacher

Happy birthday Al Jean!

19
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, would you like to read a book?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson




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