Posts Tagged ‘Maggie Roswell

14
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

forgeteverything

“I must say, Luann, you’re really handling this splendidly.” – Marge Simpson
“From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luann van Houten!” – Luann van Houten
“Actually, Luann, I don’t really know anything about you.” – Marge Simpson
“Forget it! She’s gone! Presto change-o, kaboom! Sweet Fanny Adams, bye-bye!” – Luann van Houten

Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!

14
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Radio Bart19

“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson
“Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita

Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!

14
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

Homer at the Bat10

“The dryer goes on the right.” – Woman
“Yes, ma’am.” – Jose Canseco

Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!

14
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

Life on the Fast Lane6

“Marge?  Marge Simpson?  You remember me, don’t you?  I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Yes, hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, why isn’t that Marge Simpsons over there having brunch with a man who isn’t her husband?, and I just had to come over and say hello.” – Helen Lovejoy

Happy birthday Maggie Roswell! 

14
Nov
11

Bonus Quote of the Day

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily5

“I don’t judge Homer and Marge, that’s for a vengeful God to do.” – Maude Flanders

Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!

14
Nov
10

Quote of the Day

Marge in Chains3

“From now on I’ll use my gossip for good, instead of evil.” – Helen Lovejoy

Happy birthday Maggie Roswell! 

14
Nov
09

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Substitute2“You see class, my Lyme disease turned out to be psychosomatic.” – Miss Hoover
“Does that me you were crazy?” – Ralph Wiggum
“No, that means she was faking it.” – Janie
“No, actually, it was a little of both.  Sometimes, when a disease is in all the magazines and on all the news shows, it’s only natural that you think you have it.” – Miss Hoover

Happy Birthday Maggie Roswell!




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