Dead Homer Society

“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner
“Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner
“I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

“Man, this thing is heavy.” – Repo Depot Guy #1
“You should lift with your legs.” – Repo Depot Guy #2
“Ah, screw it. I got health insurance.” – Repo Depot Guy #1

“Abracadabra, the crystal says your baby shall be a girl!” – Repo Depot Guy

“America’s greatest citizen, summed up in one piece of clothing” – Lisa Simpson
“Fonzie’s jacket!” – Homer Simpson

“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie

“But corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation’s treasures.” – Lisa Simpson
“Actually, they’re Omnitouch’s treasure’s now.  We bought em during the last budget crisis.” – Omnitouch Lady