Dead Homer Society

“Man, this thing is heavy.” – Repo Depot Guy #1
“You should lift with your legs.” – Repo Depot Guy #2
“Ah, screw it. I got health insurance.” – Repo Depot Guy #1

“Abracadabra, the crystal says your baby shall be a girl!” – Repo Depot Guy

“America’s greatest citizen, summed up in one piece of clothing” – Lisa Simpson
“Fonzie’s jacket!” – Homer Simpson

“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie

“But corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation’s treasures.” – Lisa Simpson
“Actually, they’re Omnitouch’s treasure’s now.  We bought em during the last budget crisis.” – Omnitouch Lady

“Somebody wants Mommy to change baby’s diaper.” – Homer Simpson
“Is that somebody you, Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, it is.” – Homer Simpson

“But you can’t just repossess our merchandise.  The I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.” – Karma-Ceuticals Owner
“Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn.” – Repo Man