Posts Tagged ‘Make Room for Lisa

28
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner
“Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner
“I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

28
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Man, this thing is heavy.” – Repo Depot Guy #1
“You should lift with your legs.” – Repo Depot Guy #2
“Ah, screw it. I got health insurance.” – Repo Depot Guy #1

28
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Abracadabra, the crystal says your baby shall be a girl!” – Repo Depot Guy

28
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

AmericasGreatestCitizen

“America’s greatest citizen, summed up in one piece of clothing” – Lisa Simpson
“Fonzie’s jacket!” – Homer Simpson

28
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

CrimeVacation

“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie

28
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“But corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation’s treasures.” – Lisa Simpson
“Actually, they’re Omnitouch’s treasure’s now.  We bought em during the last budget crisis.” – Omnitouch Lady

13
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Somebody wants Mommy to change baby’s diaper.” – Homer Simpson
“Is that somebody you, Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, it is.” – Homer Simpson




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