Posts Tagged ‘Marge Gets a Job

10
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.” – Troy McClure
“Hand me my patching trowel, boy.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you see the bubble?” – Homer Simpson

05
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m used to seeing people promoted ahead of me, friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it’d be my own wife.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, maybe you’d get promoted if you worked a little harder.” – Marge Simpson
“Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.” – Marge Simpson

21
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as ‘Mothballing Your Battleship’ and ‘Dig Your Own Grave and Save!’.” – Troy McClure

05
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Resident . . . Occupant . . . A free sample of Lemon Time.” – Marge Simpson
“Ooh, give it here!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s dishwashing liquid!” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson

26
Aug
17

Zombie Simpsons Gains YouTube Stardom

“Hey, wolfie! Put down that hors d’oeuvre. It’s time for the main course.” – Groundskeeper Willie

No sooner do I decide to take a few days away from the internet than a popular YouTuber drops a 30 minute video that cites this blog and promptly racks up 900,000 views and counting. (My thanks to everyone who alerted me to it via Twitter and email.) The whole thing is worth watching:

Excellent. For starters, my thanks to John Walsh/Super Eyepatch Wolf for the kind mentions and the link to Zombie Simpsons. More importantly, I heartily endorse this event or product’s analysis of how the show went to hell. It identifies Season 8 as a turning point, gives great examples of how layered jokes have been dropped in favor of lazy setup-punchline crap, and contains one of the best explanations of Homer vs. Jerkass Homer I’ve ever seen (22m28s).

Most flattering of all, it led to this tweet from Al Jean himself:

Aww, thanks.

 

 

16
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Burns, we’ve got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!” – Lionel Hutz
“Yes, well, I have ten high priced lawyers.” – C.M. Burns
“Ah! Yah! Ahhhhhh!” – Lionel Hutz




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