Posts Tagged ‘Marge in Chains

06
May
16

Quote of the Day

Gimme

“And get me a bottle of bourbon!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Grampa, you know you can’t have liquids after three pm.” – Marge Simpson
“You can stir it into my mush! Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

11
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor.” – TV Announcer
“People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have cancelled my vacation to the Bahamas.  I shall not leave the city . . . hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, um, mayor’s office.” – Mayor Quimby
“Sorry, mon.” – Bahamanian Drummer

06
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.” – Lionel Hutz
“Mr. Hutz, do you know you’re not wearing any pants?” – Judge Snyder
“What?  Ahh!” – Lionel Hutz

14
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Bartina

“Don’t worry, Mom.  I’ll bust you out of there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar.” – Bart Simpson
“Bartina, until I met you, I was the loneliest warden in the penal system.” – Imaginary Warden”
“Fresh.” – Bartina
“Oh, down I go.” – Imaginary Warden

03
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!  And it still says ‘guilty’.  And ‘guilty’ is spelled wrong.” – Judge Snyder
“Eep.” – Lionel Hutz

24
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Ha-ha!  Your mom’s a jailbird.” – Nelson Muntz
“So’s yours.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yeah.  Let’s play.” – Nelson Muntz

27
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

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“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes.  So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Bill Oakley! 




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