Posts Tagged ‘Marge in Chains

22
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out.” – C.M. Burns

04
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Ninety-eight point six, you’re fine. Now, hurry up or you’ll miss your bus.” – Marge Simpson
“Maybe you better take that temperature one more time.” – Bart Simpson
“Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win.” – Immune Cell
“Must be a school day. Lay down your arms!” – Immune Sargent
“Alright! Let’s make some pus.” – Virus

06
May
18

Quote of the Day

“DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT’S ON? I CAN’T HEAR A THING!” – Troy McClure
“IT’S WHISPER-QUIET!” – Dr. Nick Riviera

12
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?”
“What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder
“Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor
“Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz

06
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.” – Troy McClure
“You mean there’s a better way?” – Homer Simpson

06
May
16

Quote of the Day

Gimme

“And get me a bottle of bourbon!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Grampa, you know you can’t have liquids after three pm.” – Marge Simpson
“You can stir it into my mush! Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

11
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

Marge in Chains18

“And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor.” – TV Announcer
“People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have cancelled my vacation to the Bahamas.  I shall not leave the city . . . hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, um, mayor’s office.” – Mayor Quimby
“Sorry, mon.” – Bahamanian Drummer




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