Posts Tagged ‘Marge on the Lam

05
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend
“Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson

03
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?” – Lisa Simpson
“As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!” – Lionel Hutz a/k/a Miguel Sanchez, a/k/a Dr. Nguyen van Falk

04
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I hit it! I hit it!” – Marge Simpson
“My cans! My precious antique cans! Aww, look what you done to ’em.” – Ancient Farmer

25
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

04
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

ballet

“The ballet? Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“You like ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“Margery, please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah, ballet…” – Homer Simpson

27
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ha!  And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!” – Chief Wiggum
“Solid waste, I could kiss you! . . . Eww . . . Oow . . . Ugh . . . Ooh, I think this was pizza!” – Homer Simpson

08
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Thanks, Marge.  When my husband left, he took all our power tools, along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind . . . well, see ya.” – Ruth Powers




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