Posts Tagged ‘Marge on the Lam

13
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“It’s a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hold me.” – Homer Simpson
“Only if you old me.” – Chief Wiggum

04
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, are you just holding onto the can?” – Vending Machine Technician
“Your point being?” – Homer Simpson

24
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn’t stick together!” – Rebelling Woman #1
“Hey, friends stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #2
“It’s amazing how through all this adversity we managed to stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #3
“If there’s one thing decent folk do, it’s stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #4
“I hate it when the waffles stick together.” – Waitress
“Stickin’ together’s what good waffles do.” – Cook

05
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend
“Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson

03
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?” – Lisa Simpson
“As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!” – Lionel Hutz a/k/a Miguel Sanchez, a/k/a Dr. Nguyen van Falk

04
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I hit it! I hit it!” – Marge Simpson
“My cans! My precious antique cans! Aww, look what you done to ’em.” – Ancient Farmer

25
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

04
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

ballet

“The ballet? Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“You like ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“Margery, please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah, ballet…” – Homer Simpson

27
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ha!  And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!” – Chief Wiggum
“Solid waste, I could kiss you! . . . Eww . . . Oow . . . Ugh . . . Ooh, I think this was pizza!” – Homer Simpson

08
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Thanks, Marge.  When my husband left, he took all our power tools, along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind . . . well, see ya.” – Ruth Powers

04
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“It’s Marge!  She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet!” – Homer Simpson
“That’s exactly how Dillinger got started.” – Chief Wiggum
“Really?” – Homer Simpson

06
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, Marge, I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow?” – Ruth Powers
“Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Nope.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s one right there.” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, but remember: it’s mine.” – Homer Simpson

04
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Thank you for a lovely time.” – Marge Simpson
“You’re not going home already, are you?” – Ruth Powers
“It’s almost 9:30.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, right, we better turn in! . . . Oh, you were serious.” – Ruth Powers

07
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Would you two like to go the ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“That’s girls stuff.” – Patty Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!  

03
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such telethons as Out With Gout 88 and Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House.” – Troy McClure

Tony Orlando turns 70 today.  Happy birthday.

04
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.” – Chief Wiggum
“Alright.  Your current location?” – Dispatch
“Oh, uh, I’m on a road, looks to be asphalt.  Aw, jeez, trees, shrubs, I’m directly under the Earth’s Sun . . . now.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy 20th anniversary to “Marge on the Lam”!  Original airdate 4 November 1993.

04
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Mmm, engine block eggs.  If we can keep these down, we’ll be sitting pretty.” – Chief Wiggum
“That’s them!” – Homer Simpson
“Quiet, I can’t hear the eggs.” – Chief Wiggum

08
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“We’ve just received word of a high speed desert chase.  The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield.” – Kent Brockman
“Cool.” – Bart Simpson
“I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.” – Lisa Simpson
“Enh, shut your yap.” – Bart Simpson

20
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

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“Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn’t help overhearing that you need a babysitter.  Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is one hundred and seventy-five dollars an hour.” – Lionel Hutz
“We pay eight dollars for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.” – Homer Simpson
“Three.” – Lionel Hutz
“Two.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay two, and I get to keep this old birdcage.” – Lionel Hutz
“Done.” – Homer Simpson
“Still got it.” – Lionel Hutz

18
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

Not the YMCA

“Hey, it’s morning and Mom and Dad aren’t home yet.” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t touch my stuff! . . . Hey, this isn’t the YMCA.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday David Mirkin!




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