Posts Tagged ‘Marge on the Lam



31
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?” – Carl
“I can’t.  I gotta take my wife to the ballet.” – Homer Simpson
“Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?” – Lenny
04
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

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“Moe, get the darts.  I want to play.” – Homer Simpson
“No.  We’re phasing out the games.  People drink less when they’re having fun.” – Moe

15
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

A Good Man

“Well, you were unlucky.  But there are a lot of good men out there.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom?  I’ll buy something.” – Barney Gumble

10
Jun
11

Quote of the Day

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“Folks, do you realize without your support public television can’t afford to bring you such award winning shows as ‘Edward the Penitent’?” – Troy McClure
“I’m really, really, really sorry.” – Edward the Penitent
“I’m afraid sorry doesn’t cut it with this pope.” – Pope

01
Feb
11

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, this is never easy to say: I’m gonna have to saw your arms off.” – Guy with Circular Saw
“They’ll grow back, right?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh . . . yeah.” – Guy with Circular Saw

24
Sep
10

Quote of the Day

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“Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he’s wearing a belt.  That’s Hollywood for you.” – Lionel Hutz

Phil Hartman would’ve been 62 today.  Happy birthday. 

25
Jul
10

Quote of the Day

“Candy and sodas for all!” – Homer Simpson

08
Apr
10

Quote of the Day

Menasha Wooden Ware looking north circa 1890. Drying kilns, lumber yard, and mill. The lumber yard was located on the site of James River parking lot.

Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user NeenahHistory.

“Marge, I know you didn’t believe me about the vending machines, that’s why I had the firemen write me a note.” – Homer Simpson
“‘Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down.’” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!  Lumber has a million uses.” – Homer Simpson

17
Nov
09

Quote of the Day

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“Hold me.” – Homer Simpson
“Only if you hold me.” – Police Chief Wiggum
(Wolves howl)

06
May
09

No fat chicks. No, really.

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Believe it or not, The Simpsons has a storied history of hating on fat chicks. This is the second third in a series of three four such jokes, preceeded by Homer’s “no fat chicks” billboard remark in “Marge vs. The Monorail” and his “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt in “Marge on the Lam,” and followed by the song “Minimum Wage Nanny” in “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious.”  It’s entirely possible that other “no fat chicks” references have popped up elsewhere since Season 8, but hopefully no one who really appreciates what we do here at Dead Homer Society gives a shit.  (Thanks for the correction, Charlie.)

29
Jan
09

Quote of the Day

“At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion.  Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of Biblical proportions. . . . It’s in Revelations, people!” – Kent Brockman



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