Posts Tagged ‘Marge on the Lam



27
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ha!  And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!” – Chief Wiggum
“Solid waste, I could kiss you! . . . Eww . . . Oow . . . Ugh . . . Ooh, I think this was pizza!” – Homer Simpson

08
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Thanks, Marge.  When my husband left, he took all our power tools, along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind . . . well, see ya.” – Ruth Powers

04
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“It’s Marge!  She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet!” – Homer Simpson
“That’s exactly how Dillinger got started.” – Chief Wiggum
“Really?” – Homer Simpson

06
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, Marge, I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow?” – Ruth Powers
“Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Nope.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s one right there.” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, but remember: it’s mine.” – Homer Simpson

04
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Thank you for a lovely time.” – Marge Simpson
“You’re not going home already, are you?” – Ruth Powers
“It’s almost 9:30.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, right, we better turn in! . . . Oh, you were serious.” – Ruth Powers

07
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Would you two like to go the ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“That’s girls stuff.” – Patty Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!  

03
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such telethons as Out With Gout 88 and Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House.” – Troy McClure

Tony Orlando turns 70 today.  Happy birthday.




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