Posts Tagged ‘Marge Simpsons in ‘Screaming Yellow Honkers’

03
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“A three chambered peanut! Marge, look what I did! Come quick, hurry!” – Homer Simpson

21
Aug
16

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SexlessFreak

“Well, Seymour, it seems we’ve put together a baseball team. And I was wondering, who’s on first?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Yes. Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of Who is on first.” – Principal Skinner
“Well that’s just great, Seymour, we’ve been out here six seconds and you’ve already managed to blow the routine! . . . Sexless freak.” – Superintendent Chalmers

21
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'11

“But Mom, I read that sport utility vehicles are more likely to be involved in fatal accidents.” – Lisa Simpson
“Fatal to the people in the other car.  Let’s roll!” – Bart Simpson

09
Aug
15

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Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'10

“Go ahead, drool all you want!  You can’t hurt that finish!  Now, rainwater, that’ll strip it right off.  Aww, I shouldn’t have said that.” – Gil

21
Feb
14

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Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'9

“Oh, okay, calm down, just think: What would Curtis E. Bear do?” – Marge Simpson
“Move it!  I gotta return this suit!” – Curtis E. Bear (Eddie)

28
Sep
13

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Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'8

“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.” – Bart Simpson

It’s our last day free of Season 25, make the most of it!

02
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'7

“Okay, here’s how your lease breaks down: this is your down payment, then here’s your monthly, and there’s your weekly.” – Stan
“And that’s it, right?” – Homer Simpson
“Yup.  Oh, then after your final monthly payment there’s the routine CBP or Crippling Balloon Payment.” – Stan
“But that’s not for a while, right?” – Homer Simpson
“Right.” – Stan
“Sweet.” – Homer Simpson




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