Posts Tagged ‘Marge vs. The Monorail

14
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

♫”Simpson . . . Homer, Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history!
From the . . . town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!”♫ – Homer Simpson

12
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin

Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.

03
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Surely you’ve all noticed the terrible condition Main Street is in. Many of us have destroyed it by leaving winter chains on our tires and carrying too much weight.” – Marge Simpson
“Woo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!” – Homer Simpson

14
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Ooh, there’s going to be a town meeting to decide how to spend Mr. Burns’ money.” – Marge Simpson
“What a boon it could be for our underfunded public schools.” – Lisa Simpson
“Children, it’s time for your history lesson. Put on your virtual reality helmets.” – Miss Hoover
“Mmm, excellent. Hello, Lisa! I’m Genghis Khan! You’ll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.” – VR Ghenghis Khan

01
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Are we gonna die, son?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah. But at least we’ll take a lot of innocent people with us.” – Bart Simpson

25
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Ugh, it’s making me dizzy. I’m gonna take a nap.” – Chief Wiggum

14
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang’d if he knows how to use it!” – Lyle Lanely




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