Posts Tagged ‘Maximum Homerdrive

29
Mar
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“So much steak . . . lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . . .” – Homer Simpson
“C’mon, Dad, just twelve more pounds!” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, humans are so ridiculous. He’s not even halfway through Walter and he’s already hallucinating.” – Sentient Bull

16
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong

Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!

09
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Is it safe to eat that much food, Dr. Hibbert?” – Marge Simpson
“You know, I wouldn’t have thought so before I bought twelve percent of this restaurant. But, now I feel a balanced diet can include the occasional eating contest.” – Dr. Hibbert

28
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“You still haven’t told us why Lenny bit you.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I really gave him no choice. You see…” – Homer Simpson

28
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, we got another postcard from your father! ‘Wish You Were Her’, how many of these is he going to send me?” – Marge Simpson

08
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“So, I said to that nurse, you can take your free tetanus shot and shove it!” – Homer Simpson

15
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“I need something that’ll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these.” – General Store Guy
“Sold!” – Homer Simpson




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