Posts Tagged ‘Mayored to the Mob

22
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Dear Lord, please make tonight’s production better than Othello with Peter Marshall.” – Ned Flanders

20
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Run free, little vermin! The city is yours!” – Mayor Quimby

05
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“We’ll return for the remainder of the conclusion after these messages.” – TV Announcer
“Well, I’d rather get a message than see another lousy commercial.” – Homer Simpson

19
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“And so, as the rat’s milk is returned to the sewers, the circle of life is complete.” – Kent Brockman

02
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Plus, tag team robot wrestling! It’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars.” – TV Announcer

20
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“We’re screwed!  Use your lightsaber!” – Mayor Quimby
“What, and break it?  You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these!” – Mark Hamill

20
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Gadzooks!  Where are my bodyguards?” – Mayor Quimby
“Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?” – Bodyguard #1
“If there is, I don’t want to know about it.” – Bodyguard #2




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