Posts Tagged ‘Mike Scully

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday Mike Scully! 

02
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry. As soon as they find out he doesn’t have any money, they’ll throw him out. Believe me, I know.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Mike Scully!

03
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey…” – Ralph Wiggum
“You’re not gonna start any fires, are you?” – Hosey the Bear
“At my house we call them Uh-Ohs.” – Ralph Wiggum

Happy (one day late) Birthday Mike Scully!

02
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds15

“Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, alright? . . . Hey!  What did I just say?” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, Mike Scully!

02
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

Buried Stuff

“I think there’s really something wrong with Santa’s Little Helper.  He was up barking all night and dug up the back yard worse than ever.” – Marge Simpson
“My bongo drums!” – Lisa Simpson
“My strobe light!” – Bart Simpson
“My Best of Ray Stevens, featuring The Streak album!  So it was the dog that buried all our stuff.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes.  The dog.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Scully!

02
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice14

“You really think I did okay out there, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“Absolutely, honey.  By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Scully!

02
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Date with Density9

“Oh, man, you kissed a girl!” – Dolph
“That is so gay.” – Jimbo

Happy birthday Mike Scully!




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