Posts Tagged ‘Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

24
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff, I promise not to do anything bad between now and when I wake up. Amen.” – Bart Simpson

21
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s not as fun as it looks.” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing could be as fun as that looks.” – Lisa Simpson

21
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“For once, we’re going to celebrate Christmas as a family.” – Marge Simpson
“Hello? Anybody home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”!

21
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Well, there’s no easy way to say it kids: God hates us.” – Homer Simpson

21
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hocus pocus, mucus pukus, my powers of deduction tell me you’re getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.” – Bart Simpson
“Mom, make him stop!” – Lisa Simpson
“Bart, put down that yellow sweater.” – Marge Simpson

21
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“God bless you, Bart Simpson.  I’d kiss you, but, doctor says I’m sick.” – Poor Violet

25
Dec
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents?  Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day: the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson




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