Posts Tagged ‘Mom and Pop Art

11
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Look, Pop, I’m planning some expert home repairs and I need a pair of bolt cutters, or wire cutters, or something to get the lock off my toolbox.” – Homer Simpson

11
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is sixty-eight thousand dollars.” – Homer Simpson

11
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“How ’bout it, Bart, would you like a new backyard barbecue pit?” – Homer Simpson
“Can I burn evidence in it?” – Bart Simpson
“We can all burn evidence in it.” – Homer Simpson

10
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“I just can’t believe some people are paying hundreds of dollars for something a hillbilly pulled out of the trash.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, I done studied for years on how to get over that junk yard fence. Then I learnt the gate was open.” – Cletus

17
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I’m serious!  You never finished painting the garage.” – Marge Simpson

10
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Moe, can I pay with a drawing?” – Barney
“Yeah, nice try there, twelve-step.” – Moe

05
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“Shaving my shoulders!  I’m getting it all shaved off!” – Homer Simpson




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