Posts Tagged ‘Mother Simpson

20
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“This book must be out of date. I don’t see Prussia, Siam, or Auto-Gyro.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

24
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Joe ‘Willie’ Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns and apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865.” – Not Howard Cosell

20
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum

28
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Freeze! FBI! The jig is up!” – Joe Friday
“Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waa-waa, goo-goo, I miss my fly-fly da-da!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?” – Joe Friday
“A little from column A, a little from column B.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

19
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“A tombstone?” – Marge Simpson
“It came with the burial plot. But that’s not important. The important thing is: Homer’s dead.” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve been saving for this since your wedding day.” – Selma Bouvier
“Get out of here, you ghouls!” – Marge Simpson

23
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“My germs!  My precious germs!  They never harmed a soul!  They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!

19
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“This is my room.  This is my dresser.  It’s where I keep my shirts when I’m not wearing ’em.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, right in the drawers.” – Mona Simpson
“You remembered.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mother Simpson”!  Original airdate 19 November 1995.




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