Posts Tagged ‘Mother Simpson

28
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Freeze! FBI! The jig is up!” – Joe Friday
“Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waa-waa, goo-goo, I miss my fly-fly da-da!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?” – Joe Friday
“A little from column A, a little from column B.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

19
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“A tombstone?” – Marge Simpson
“It came with the burial plot. But that’s not important. The important thing is: Homer’s dead.” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve been saving for this since your wedding day.” – Selma Bouvier
“Get out of here, you ghouls!” – Marge Simpson

23
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“My germs!  My precious germs!  They never harmed a soul!  They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!

19
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“This is my room.  This is my dresser.  It’s where I keep my shirts when I’m not wearing ’em.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, right in the drawers.” – Mona Simpson
“You remembered.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mother Simpson”!  Original airdate 19 November 1995.

05
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“C’mon, boy, we’ve earned this Saturday, now let’s make the most of it! . . . Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three.” – Homer Simpson

15
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.  Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

20
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Yeah, I might’ve seen her.  It’s hard to tell from this old picture, you know?” – Cabbie
“Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about twenty-five years older.” – Bill Gannon
“Yeah, I seen her!  Uh, that is to say, I saw her.” – Cabbie




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