Posts Tagged ‘Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

26
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets. Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel balancing centers. Where else but in America, or possibly Canada, could our family find such opportunity? That’s why, whenever I see the Stars & Stripes, I’ll always be reminded of that wonderful word: flag.” – Truong van Dinh

26
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, Marge, cartoons don’t have any deep meaning. They’re just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Homey, put down your magazine for a minute.” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer Simpson
“I thought you might want to snuggle.” – Marge Simpson
“That reminds me . . . Seven Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage . . . Marge, you have a nice body. And if you’d like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

NaturesCycle
“Congressman, this is Springfield National Forest. Now, basically what we want to do is cut her down!” – Jerry the Lobbyist
“Huh.” – Congressman Bob Arnold
“As you can see in our artist’s rendition, it’s full of old growth, just aging and festering away. . . . In comes our logging company to thin out the clutter. It’s all part of nature’s, you know, cycle.” – Jerry the Lobbyist

04
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Mr Lisa Goes to Washington11

“What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today? He’d say . . . Ugh, think of a better opening.” – Lisa Simpson

18
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Mr Lisa Goes to Washington10

“Oh, Marge, grow up.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

ShoeHorn

“Wow, a shoe horn!  Just like in the movies . . . shoe goes on, shoe goes off.  Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.  Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.” – Homer Simpson




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