Dead Homer Society

“Ah, dying’s not so bad. I’ll be reunited with my loved ones, my Dad, and that plant I never watered.” – Barney Gumble

“Homer, I’ve got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can’t get out of my driveway because of these protesters!” – George Bush the Elder
“Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.” – Homer Simpson

So long, Mr. Bush! 

“Barney, you stole my idea.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t worry, Homer. There’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.” – Barney Gumble

“Mr. Simpson, I guarantee you, we’ll come up with a commercial that can save your business. You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. . . . Happens all the time.” – McMahon and Tate Agent

“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe

“I can’t believe you bought that plow! We can’t afford it.” – Marge Simpson
“If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things.” – Homer Simpson
“Good.” – Marge Simpson
“Fine! I’ll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homie, didn’t that hurt?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson

“Twenty percent off a Lullaby$! Just tell ’em Big Baby! I know you can hear me! I’m talking to you!” – Barney Gumble
“You sicken me.” – Guy