
“Hello, I’m Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?” – Homer Simpson
“I guess guys like us just can’t get a break. Well, at least I can’t sink any lower . . . Come back, diaper! Come back! . . . Hi, ma!” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, dying’s not so bad. I’ll be reunited with my loved ones, my Dad, and that plant I never watered.” – Barney Gumble
“Homer, I’ve got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can’t get out of my driveway because of these protesters!” – George Bush the Elder
“Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.” – Homer Simpson
So long, Mr. Bush!
“Barney, you stole my idea.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t worry, Homer. There’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.” – Barney Gumble
“Mr. Simpson, I guarantee you, we’ll come up with a commercial that can save your business. You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. . . . Happens all the time.” – McMahon and Tate Agent
“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe
“I can’t believe you bought that plow! We can’t afford it.” – Marge Simpson
“If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things.” – Homer Simpson
“Good.” – Marge Simpson
“Fine! I’ll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homie, didn’t that hurt?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Twenty percent off a Lullaby$! Just tell ’em Big Baby! I know you can hear me! I’m talking to you!” – Barney Gumble
“You sicken me.” – Guy
“But I’m a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?” – Lisa Simpson
“Absolutely! My prices are so low you’ll think I’ve suffered brain damage.” – Homer Simpson
“You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren’t you, Mr. Plow?” – Bart Simpson
“Shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson
“Now he faces his toughest audience: three Siberian tigers.” – Troy McClure
“Simba, on the ball!” – Krusty the Klown
To my surprise, there was no Zombie Simpsons this week, and since I actually had some time on my hands, I thought I’d make some .gifs from “Mr. Plow”. Feel free to spread them as far and wide on the internet as you please. If I’ve missed something you think is gif-able, please let me know.
Because this page is pretty large, data wise, I’ve placed it after a jump to keep the home page from slowing to a crawl. Enjoy.
“It was captured on film by a camera crew making the upcoming FOX special ‘In Search of Bigfoot’.” – Kent Brockman
“Hold it, Bob, we can see your wristwatch.” – Director
“Oh, damn it.” – Bigfoot
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mr. Plow”! Original airdate 19 November 1992.
[Edited to add all these Mr. Plow song versions from 2010.
“Hey, kids, Batman!” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s not the real Batman.” – Lisa Simpson
“Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.” – Adam West
“Who the hell’s Robin?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, I guess you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, pure West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?” – Adam West
The Mob Has Spoken