Posts Tagged ‘Mr. Plow

21
Nov
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“I guess guys like us just can’t get a break. Well, at least I can’t sink any lower . . . Come back, diaper! Come back! . . . Hi, ma!” – Barney Gumble

01
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Ah, dying’s not so bad. I’ll be reunited with my loved ones, my Dad, and that plant I never watered.” – Barney Gumble

01
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I’ve got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can’t get out of my driveway because of these protesters!” – George Bush the Elder
“Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.” – Homer Simpson

So long, Mr. Bush! 

20
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Barney, you stole my idea.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t worry, Homer. There’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.” – Barney Gumble

23
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Simpson, I guarantee you, we’ll come up with a commercial that can save your business. You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. . . . Happens all the time.” – McMahon and Tate Agent

19
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe

13
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“I can’t believe you bought that plow! We can’t afford it.” – Marge Simpson
“If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things.” – Homer Simpson
“Good.” – Marge Simpson
“Fine! I’ll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homie, didn’t that hurt?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson

06
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

bigbaby

“Twenty percent off a Lullaby$! Just tell ’em Big Baby! I know you can hear me! I’m talking to you!” – Barney Gumble
“You sicken me.” – Guy

20
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

mr-plow9

“But I’m a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?” – Lisa Simpson
“Absolutely! My prices are so low you’ll think I’ve suffered brain damage.” – Homer Simpson
“You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren’t you, Mr. Plow?” – Bart Simpson
“Shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson

03
Dec
15

Mr. Plow Gifs

SiberianTibers

“Now he faces his toughest audience: three Siberian tigers.” – Troy McClure
“Simba, on the ball!” – Krusty the Klown

To my surprise, there was no Zombie Simpsons this week, and since I actually had some time on my hands, I thought I’d make some .gifs from “Mr. Plow”.  Feel free to spread them as far and wide on the internet as you please.  If I’ve missed something you think is gif-able, please let me know.

Because this page is pretty large, data wise, I’ve placed it after a jump to keep the home page from slowing to a crawl.  Enjoy.

Continue reading ‘Mr. Plow Gifs’

13
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

CarModel

“Do you come with the car?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you, hehehe.” – Model
“Do you come with the car?” – Some Guy
“Oh, you, hehehe.” – Model

19
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

Mr. Plow8

“The torch has been passed to a new generation of, uh, snow plow people. . . . Come on, gimme the key . . . these look like teeth marks.” – Mayor Quimby
“I thought there was chocolate inside. . . . Well, why was it wrapped in foil?” – Homer Simpson
“It was never wrapped in foil!” – Mayor Quimby

20
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

SnowsMelted

“The snow’s melted, we can go outside again! . . . Oh, I don’t like the looks of those teenagers.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

06
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

Mr. Plow7

“Take it easy, folks, it’s snow-picnic out there!” – Bill
“I snow what you mean.” – Marty
“You’re dead weight, Marty.” – Bill

16
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

Homer, Zeke, and Watermelons

“Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me.  Can’t trust a pig with watermelons, you know.” – Farmer

10
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

Mr. Plow6

“And now, to read from the Epistles of St. Paul, Homer Simpson.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Dear Lord, in your infinite wisdom, you know the number to call when you need a plow is KL5-3226.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this is really low.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Not as low as my low, low prices!” – Homer Simpson

19
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

Mr. Plow5

“It was captured on film by a camera crew making the upcoming FOX special ‘In Search of Bigfoot’.” – Kent Brockman
“Hold it, Bob, we can see your wristwatch.” – Director
“Oh, damn it.” – Bigfoot

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mr. Plow”!  Original airdate 19 November 1992.

[Edited to add all these Mr. Plow song versions from 2010.

20
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Batmen and Catwomen

(Image credits: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Anne Hathaway)

“Hey, kids, Batman!” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s not the real Batman.” – Lisa Simpson
“Of course I’m Batman.  See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.” – Adam West
“Who the hell’s Robin?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, I guess you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies.  Michelle Pfeiffer?  Ha.  The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.  And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, pure West.  And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore?  Remember the Batusi?” – Adam West

04
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

Fourth Reich Motors

“Our tireless safety engineers crash test over one thousand cars a year.” – Fourth Reich Motors Guy
“Hey, wait, that’s not a dummy.” – Lisa Simpson
“This exhibit is closed!” – Fourth Reich Motors Guy

08
Dec
11

Quote of the Day

Mr. Plow4

“Thank you, Mr. Plow, now my store can remain open.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Let’s do it.” – Snake




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