Posts Tagged ‘Much Apu About Nothing

06
May
19

Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day

“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!

20
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Kearney, this fake ID, it is truly excellent. Say, if you tell me where you obtained it, I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Deal.” – Kearney

20
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Sign’s floating away, Chief.” – Lou

05
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Please identify this object.” – Homer Simpson
“It appears to be the flag which disappeared from the public library last year.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-sevens stars?” – Homer Simpson
“Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date. The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Eh, partial credit.” – Homer Simpson

02
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Marge, look who I brought home!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homer, are you rounding up immigrants?” – Marge Simpson

27
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.” – Homer Simpson
“There’s no denying it, sis.” – Bart Simpson

17
Jan
16

Sunday Preview: Much Apu About Something

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Sanjay passes his stake in the Kwik-E-Mart to his millennial son, Jay, who turns it into a hip, health food market against Apu’s insistence on tradition. Bart, whom Homer had convinced to give up pranking, is called upon to return to his trickster life and take down the new store.

I will say that it’s good to know that the current waiting period to shit all over your own house is 19 years, 8 months. That was when “Much Apu about Nothing” aired.  I know this isn’t the first time zombie simpsons has parodied a Simpsons parodied title, but this is the first time it has bothered me for some reason. Anyway enjoy. Charlie tells me we have a few week’s reprieve after this one.

 

 

 




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