Posts Tagged ‘My Sister My Sitter

02
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

19
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Why do you have to make this so hard?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m using non-violent resistance.” – Bart Simpson
“Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi…” – Lisa Simpson
“Who?” – Bart Simpson

02
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores. I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, I’m really more of a slacker.” – Homer Simpson

06
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers

02
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Okay, honey, remember where we’re parked.” – Homer Simpson

09
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m walking on the waterfront, once the center of a thriving squid gutting industry. Now abandoned by all but a few longshoremen and allied tradespeople.” – Kent Brockman

02
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, even Moe’s moved to fancy new digs.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, this isn’t ‘faux dive’. This is a dive.” – Yuppie
“You’re a long way from home, yuppie boy. I’ll start a tab.” – Moe

Happy 20th Anniversary to “My Sister, My Sitter”! Original airdate 2 March 1997.

27
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“I can’t get enough of the Babysitter Twins! They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made four dollars!” – Janie

If you enjoy thrillers and mysteries (especially ones that have sexy results!), check out my good friend Liz Heiter’s latest novel, “Stalked“. Out today wherever fine books are sold (including Amazon which has it for $8 as a paperback or $6 on Kindle).

03
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

OnceLikeYou

“Don’t laugh at me! I was once like you.” – Homer Simpson

23
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

RrefrigeratorPrivileges

“I love everything about the world of babysitting: the responsibility, the obligation, the pressure!” – Lisa Simpson
“And full refrigerator privileges!” – Janie
“That’s a trust, Janie. A sacred trust.” – Lisa Simpson

02
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Dad, how come you’re wearing a tuxedo?” – Bart Simpson
“Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson
“Why are you wearing it now?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s like a rent-a-car, son.  You get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jul
15

Reading Digest: Fan Made Crossovers Are Better Edition

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“But first, move over Baltimore!  Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman

Some internet genius put together a version of the opening credits of the third season of The Wire, including the song, but with clips from only Season 3 of the show, and it works.  Meanwhile, out in Los Angeles, someone’s putting together an art show that’s just about Bart and the various bootleg incarnations he spawned in the early 90s, all of which are more creative than, say, cramming the Simpsons into a Family Guy or Futurama episode.  In addition to that, we’ve got lots of .gifs, Azaria talkin’ softball, Bart and Marge as ducks, and more.

Enjoy.

(Oh, and if you haven’t taken that Simpsons survey yet, here it is again.)

Season three credits of The Simpsons and The Wire = The Wiresons · Great Job, Internet! – This was making the rounds this week, and with good cause:

As A.V. Club explains:

Credit should go to YouTuber CasimirN for managing to take clips from only season three of the animated hit and turn it into a reasonable facsimile, complete with images perfectly matching the real-world sounds injected into the theme song. This seems like a good fit for all Matt Groening and David Simon creations; we eagerly await the dark and gritty world of Tremerama.

Bart in the fitting room as the security camera cracks was damn near perfect.  Excellent.

The Springfield Gifhole: Bart the Murderer – Reader Nick D. sends in this excellent collection of .gifs from “Bart the Murderer”.  It’s a big page, and there are a ton of them.  I’m particularly fond of Bart pouring himself shots of milk and the kids kicking the crap out of Cocoa Beany himself.

Bootleg Bart Simpson Killed Saddam. He Ended Apartheid. And Now He’s Back – If you’re in or around Los Angeles this weekend, there is an art show of classic bootleg Bart happening tomorrow and Sunday.  Looks neat.

Beloved ‘Godfather’ and ‘Simpsons’ Co-Star Alex Rocco Has Died(1936–2015) – No real news here, I just find it amusing that the Simpsons is also in the headline.

Watch Hank Azaria Give the Mets a ‘Simpsons’ Voiceover – This was also making the rounds this week.  Azaria seems like a typically broken Mets fan.

Front Street Foods’ Miche Bakery outside Union Station sells The Homer doughnut – Toronto gets all the cool stuff:

“People don’t even have to read the name, they just say ‘oh! It’s The Homer doughnut,’” says baker Michelle Rose of her product. “They just know.”

That’s because Rose’s edible homage to the favourite TV dad is decorated with fuchsia icing and multicoloured sprinkles. It’s a bestseller at her tiny, pop-up bakery stand at Front Street Foods — Union Station’s summertime market, featuring local artisans.

Smartline – I do not have any upcoming gay weddings on my social calendar, but this would be a great card for one.

Hans Moleman Finally Gets Some Love In This New MC Lars Video – Let’s just say that the clips and almost all of the lyrics aren’t from Zombie Simpsons.  Well done.

‘The Simpsons’: Albert Brooks’ Iconic Guest Characters – A tribute to Brooks that, I’m sure done only for shock value, includes his appearances in Zombie Simpsons.  (He was the best part of the movie, however.)

The Simpsons: Someone has recreated the entire town of Springfield in Lego form. And it’s amazing… – We’ve linked this one before, but it was making the rounds again and remains damn cool.

Bart Gets An F. – Indeed:

At this point, the series only needed to tell a story without needing to barrage its audience with pop culture references.

There are a ton of references in there, but it’s not the flavor-of-the-week crap that they do now, it’s Hemingway and Melville.

OK, Okay, Okey-Dokey Are A-Okay – Teaching English with the Simpsons:

There are also funny ways to say okay. Some people say okey-dokey or okey-doke. These expressions were first used in the 1930s. Today, a character on the American television series, “The Simpsons,” says it another way. He says okely-dokely.

Summer Books – The Simpsons math book on a list of math books.

SOMEONE JUST PAID $38.5K TO OWN A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG – It was “Do the Bartman”, except that . . .

BRYAN LOREN DENIES THAT MICHAEL JACKSON CO-WROTE ‘DO THE BARTMAN’ – . . . maybe Michael Jackson didn’t write it after all:

“The story of the song and its creation has been a thorn in my side since I did it,” said Loren. “But, despite Matt Groening’s repeated confessions, I am the sole writer of the song.”

He added, “While it’s true, along with me, Michael Jackson does sing backing vocals. And it WAS his idea to call the song, DTB. AND, he did insist I include his name in the lyric. Hence, ‘If you can do the Bart, you’re bad like Michael Jackson.’ And so, obviously, he was involved. Perhaps this tidbit of info is not as sensational as saying MJ co-wrote the song, but I assure you, he did not.”

Epic Beer Names (Part 4) – Football to the Grain would be pretty awesome.

[PHOTOS] Lifetime’s ‘Unauthorized Beverly Hills 90210 Story’ & ‘Melrose Place’ Cast – Apparently this is happening:

“The Simpsons’” Dan Castellaneta and “Hot in Cleveland’s” Adam Korson appear in both films, as mega-producer Aaron Spelling and series creator Darren Star, respectively.

Castellaneta’s only 58, if they want to make a true-to-life story about those shows, he should be playing a twenty-something, maybe thirty-ish.

Adam Sandler brings ‘Pixels’ down to his sleepy, bro-ish level – Sandler’s latest cinematic bowel movement is getting largely panned, and this review contains an excellent classic reference.

But the real battle is between the high-concept, effects-heavy blockbuster and the slovenly, lazy, by this point arrogant cinema of its star — two things that go together like nuts and gum, which is to say because some overrepresented demographic likes them both.

Together at last!

Today on the tray: Hot dogs – The whole hot dog song is very catchy.

Tao of Homer – Heh.

Those were the days – A UK site for “free bingo” which sounds flakey, to say the least, e-mailed in with this admittedly kinda neat teevee cartoon retrospective.  I had totally forgotten about Bananaman.

Yellow like the Simpsons – Neat and weird little sketches of Bart and Marge as ducks.

02
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“I love this pedestrian mall.  There’s practically no traffic.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t think we should be driving here.  The mayor’s yelling at us.” – Marge Simpson
“Stop you idiot!” – Mayor Quimby

13
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

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“Isn’t that clever?  It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building.” – Marge Simpson
“Help me!” – Hans Moleman

09
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Testament

“Alright, I have two announcements.  Friday you will have the chance to ‘party down’ in the church basement with the Jesus rock stylings of Testament.  That’s Friday, six pm sharp.” – Revered Lovejoy
“Pfft, all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” – Bart Simpson

22
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“Now put your left leg into the left side of the pants, and you’re done.” – Lisa Simpson
“I dress myself.” – Ralph Wiggum

24
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

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“Tonight on ‘Eye on Springfield’, opening day at the world’s first two story outhouse.” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, God, stop!” – Outhouse Guy

05
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

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“Parents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen, that’s why they hire teenagers.” – Marge Simpson

19
Oct
11

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Bart, how’s your arm?” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s alright.  I was hoping they’d give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?” – Bart Simpson

31
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

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“Where are the dice?” – Lisa Simpson
“Daddy says dice are wicked.” – Todd Flanders
“We just move one space at a time.  It’s less fun that way.” – Rod Flanders




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