Posts Tagged ‘Nancy Cartwright

25
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

25
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe
“Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.” – Homer Simpson
“Shut up!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright! 

25
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“They are all against you, Bart.  You must kill them all.  They all must die.” – House
“Are you my conscience?” – Bart Simpson
“I-…yes, I am.” – House

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

25
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror VII7

“Wait a minute, Hugo’s scar is on the wrong side.  He couldn’t have been the evil left twin.  That means the evil left twin is, and always has been, Bart.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, don’t look so shocked.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright! 

25
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

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“I’d sell my soul for a Formula One racing car.” – Bart Simpson
“That can be arranged.” – Satan
“Changed my mind, sorry. . . . Cool.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

25
Oct
11

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror VI4

“Bart, what happened?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself.  But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic.” – Bart Simpson
“Crap!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

25
Oct
10

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror V4

“Boy, you read my thoughts, you’ve got the shinning.” – Groundskeeper Willie
“You mean ‘shining’.” – Bart Simpson
“Shhh, do you want to get sued?” – Groundskeeper Willie

Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!




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