“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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25
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
25
Oct
17
Quote of the Day
“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe
“Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.” – Homer Simpson
“Shut up!” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
25
Oct
14
Quote of the Day
“They are all against you, Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die.” – House
“Are you my conscience?” – Bart Simpson
“I-…yes, I am.” – House
Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
25
Oct
13
Quote of the Day
“Wait a minute, Hugo’s scar is on the wrong side. He couldn’t have been the evil left twin. That means the evil left twin is, and always has been, Bart.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, don’t look so shocked.” – Bart Simpson
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
25
Oct
12
Quote of the Day
“I’d sell my soul for a Formula One racing car.” – Bart Simpson
“That can be arranged.” – Satan
“Changed my mind, sorry. . . . Cool.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
25
Oct
11
Quote of the Day
“Bart, what happened?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic.” – Bart Simpson
“Crap!” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
25
Oct
10
Quote of the Day
“Boy, you read my thoughts, you’ve got the shinning.” – Groundskeeper Willie
“You mean ‘shining’.” – Bart Simpson
“Shhh, do you want to get sued?” – Groundskeeper Willie
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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