Posts Tagged ‘Natural Born Kissers

17
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Gil, thank God it’s you! You gotta help us!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that’s what I’m here for. I mean, you’re young, successful, you’re naked. You want a car with a radio, right? You kids like music, right?” – Gil

17
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, this could be priceless!” – Lisa Simpson
“Priceless like a mother’s love, or the good kind of priceless?” – Bart Simpson

10
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“Okay, here’s the deal: crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours.  Now, as for wands and scepters-” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a bottle cap.” – Lisa Simpson
“Jewel encrusted?” – Bart Simpson

17
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“If somebody’s in here, you’re in for some serious ass forkin’!” – Farmer

05
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

Dont Trust These Guys

“Marge, can we trade?  I don’t trust these guys.” – Homer Simpson

07
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast.” – Homer Simpson
“Trying to jump start the old marriage, huh?” – Carl
“Can I come?” – Lenny
“Nah, it’d just be awkward.  What with the sex and all.” – Homer Simpson

06
Sep
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer, see you at Moe’s?” – Carl
“He put new electrical tape on the cushions.” – Lenny




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