Dead Homer Society

“Gil, thank God it’s you! You gotta help us!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that’s what I’m here for. I mean, you’re young, successful, you’re naked. You want a car with a radio, right? You kids like music, right?” – Gil

“Bart, this could be priceless!” – Lisa Simpson
“Priceless like a mother’s love, or the good kind of priceless?” – Bart Simpson

“Okay, here’s the deal: crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours.  Now, as for wands and scepters-” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a bottle cap.” – Lisa Simpson
“Jewel encrusted?” – Bart Simpson

“If somebody’s in here, you’re in for some serious ass forkin’!” – Farmer

“Marge, can we trade?  I don’t trust these guys.” – Homer Simpson

“Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast.” – Homer Simpson
“Trying to jump start the old marriage, huh?” – Carl
“Can I come?” – Lenny
“Nah, it’d just be awkward.  What with the sex and all.” – Homer Simpson

“Hey, Homer, see you at Moe’s?” – Carl
“He put new electrical tape on the cushions.” – Lenny