Posts Tagged ‘New Kid on the Block

12
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did.” – Homer Simpson
“Are you sure?” – Marge Simpson
“Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!” – Homer Simpson
“They’re having sex.” – Zookeeper
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

12
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, Bart’s at a very curious age. As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about . . . you know.” – Marge Simpson

23
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

 

“Sometimes I think you want to fail!” – First Guy From Kabul
“Shut up. Just shut up!” – Second Guy From Kabul

12
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I’ve a proposition for ye. Fair and true.” – Captain McAllister
“C’mon, Marge, let the people see your pretty face.” – Homer Simpson
“Come see Bottomless Pete, Nature’s cruelest mistake! Come for the freak! Stay for the food!” – Captain McAllister
“Oh, he’s hideous!” – Female Crowd Member
“I heard they shaved a gorilla.” – Male Crowd Member

12
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, if you’ll excuse us, this is a sacred moment between a boy and his father. Son, a woman is a lot like . . . um, a refrigerator! They’re about six feet tall, three hundred pounds . . . they . . . make ice.” – Homer Simpson

18
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house. Homer! You’re not listening!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!

12
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Tiptoe

“I’ll send Laura over to babysit as soon as she gets home.” – Ruth Powers
“Great.  Oh, uh, and there was something else, something I was supposed to tip-toe around.” – Homer Simpson
“My divorce.” – Ruth Powers
“That’s it!  Whew, I’m glad one of us remembered.  That could’ve been embarrassing.” – Homer Simpson




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