Dead Homer Society

“Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.” – Lisa Simpson
“If I said ‘No’ the first time, what makes you think I’m gonna say ‘Yes’ the second time?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing, but you may say ‘Yes’ the ninety-ninth time.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh? Try me.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, okay, okay.” – Homer Simpson

“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson
“What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson
“Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson

“Your wife agreed that I should break this to you.” – Dr. Hibbert
“No, need, doc. I can read Marge like a book. . . . Ooh, it’s good news! Isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
“No, Mr. Simpson.” – Dr. Hibbert

“I want to share something with you: the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one: ‘Cover for me’. Number two: ‘Oh, good idea, boss!’. Number three: ‘It was like that when I got here’.” – Homer Simpson

“You gotta help me, Barney! I’m in jail!” – Homer Simpson
“You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. Hiya, neighbor! I can see you!” – Barney Gumble

“Smithers, check out the luscious pair on that redhead. . . . That’s it, baby. Work those ankles.” – C.M. Burns
“Ring a ding ding, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

“Forty-eight dollars and seventy cents . . . ah, you know we don’t usually take rusty money.” – Chief Wiggum