“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown
“Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday, Al Jean!
“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home. Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson
Sorry for the late post. We got some real good toy commercials coming up. I promise.
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