Posts Tagged ‘Radio Bart

24
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free.” – Not Quint

09
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide.” – Martin Prince
“Ooh, just gorgeous.” – Patty Bouvier
“Now we can be twins!” – Martin Prince

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

17
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

DaveShutton

“Yeah, Shutton here . . . now that’s a story!” – Dave Shutton

14
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson
“Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita

Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!

22
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

LabelMaker

“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home.  Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson

Sorry for the late post.  We got some real good toy commercials coming up.  I promise.

09
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“You know, Marge, Bart’s really gonna like my birthday present this year.  It won’t be like those shoe trees I got him last year, or the shelf paper I bought him for Christmas.  I’ll buy his love yet.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Al Jean!

02
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Ever since I called for the rescue of that Simpson lad, I have taken a lot of heat.  So, I am flip-flopping!  I say: let him stay down there!” – Mayor Quimby
“Yay!” – Crowd




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