“People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless!” – Bart Simpson
“Ahhhhh!” – Homer Simpson
“We have captured your President, he was delicious.” – Bart Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Radio Bart
09
Jan
18
Quote of the Day
“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown
“Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday, Al Jean!
24
Jun
17
Quote of the Day
“With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free.” – Not Quint
09
Jan
17
Quote of the Day
“Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide.” – Martin Prince
“Ooh, just gorgeous.” – Patty Bouvier
“Now we can be twins!” – Martin Prince
Happy birthday, Al Jean!
17
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Yeah, Shutton here . . . now that’s a story!” – Dave Shutton
14
Nov
15
Quote of the Day
“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson
“Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
22
Oct
15
Quote of the Day
“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home. Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson
Sorry for the late post. We got some real good toy commercials coming up. I promise.
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