Posts Tagged ‘Radioactive Man

16
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life! George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess.” – Bart Simpson
“Cheer up, Bart. Milhouse is still gonna need a true friend. Someone to tell him he’s great. Someone to rub lotion on him. Someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he’s feeling low.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, can’t hear you, son! I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit.” – Luann van Houten

24
May
18

Quote of the Day

“You were one of the original Little Rascals?” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah.” – Moe
“Which one were you? The ugly one? . . . Were you the ugly one?” – Homer Simpson
“No, I was the tough kid, Smelly.” – Moe

24
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris
“What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Next.” – Big Shot Hollywood Director

Happy birthday, Brad Bird! 

28
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Up and atom.” – Acting Coach
“Up and at them.” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Up and atom!” – Acting Coach
“Up and at them!” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Up and ATOM!” – Acting Coach
“Up and AT THEM!” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Better.” – Acting Coach

24
Sep
16

Bonus Quote of the Day

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“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer
“Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“But I don’t wear puffy pants!” – Hollywood Director
“I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“Oy.” – Hollywood Producer
“I’m sorry.” – Mayor Quimby

Happy Birthday Brad Bird!

23
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man…” – Principal Skinner
“Radioactive Man, stupid!” – Nelson Muntz
“…strange, I shouldn’t have been able to hear that.” – Principal Skinner




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