Posts Tagged ‘Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”

12
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now, I’d like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlit.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

13
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Enh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some good mail will build up.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

28
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Grampa! I don’t mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, jabber-jacks! Schoolhouse don’t put out spittoons, I ain’t responsible.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

29
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“As soon as you’re in your pressboard coffin, I’ll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.” – C.M. Burns
“Over my dead body it will!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“That’s exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?” – C.M. Burns
“How long was that?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

28
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Let me in! Someone’s trying to kill me! Sweet, merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Who is it?” – Homer Simpson
“It’s Grampa, and it sounds like he’s gotten into the horseradish again.” – Marge Simpson

28
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler.” – Sgt. Abe Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”! Original airdate 28 April 1996.

11
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.  Why is he always making up those crazy stories?” – Bart Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put Grampa in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“You already put him in a home.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put him in one where he can’t get out.” – Bart Simpson




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