“Wow, honey, you sold a house and got rid of the Flanders! . . . What’s for dinner?” – Homer Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Realty Bites
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
“Marge, it’s a real pleasure! . . . You got any leads? I need some leads. Please, help me.” – Gil
“That’s enough, Gil. Don’t drag her down with you.” – Lionel Hutz
Quote of the Day
“Are you guys talking about the West Side?” – Cookie Kwan
“No, Cookie! I swear it! I’m scared of you.” – Gil
Quote of the Day
“Helping people find homes, that must be really rewarding.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it’s sold. C’mon, guys, let’s go for a swim.” – Lionel Hutz
Quote of the Day
“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.
Quote of the Day
“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan
Quote of the Day
“Please don’t tell anyone how I live.” – Lenny
The Mob Has Spoken