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Posts Tagged ‘Realty Bites
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“Look, Daddy, I’m the Jealous Jockey!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m a torso!” – Todd Flanders
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“Wow, honey, you sold a house and got rid of the Flanders! . . . What’s for dinner?” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, it’s a real pleasure! . . . You got any leads? I need some leads. Please, help me.” – Gil
“That’s enough, Gil. Don’t drag her down with you.” – Lionel Hutz
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“Are you guys talking about the West Side?” – Cookie Kwan
“No, Cookie! I swear it! I’m scared of you.” – Gil
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“Helping people find homes, that must be really rewarding.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it’s sold. C’mon, guys, let’s go for a swim.” – Lionel Hutz
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“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.
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“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan
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“Please don’t tell anyone how I live.” – Lenny
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“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson
“Superman.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Alright, I hear you, honey. Change into something nice, we’re stepping out!” – Homer Simpson
“The police auction?” – Marge Simpson
“Can you believe it? It’s already been a year.” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no pressure approach.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, like we say, ‘The right house, for the right person’.” – Marge Simpson
“Listen, it’s time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that’s for sale. The right person, is anyone.” – Lionel Hutz
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“Ah, I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.” – Homer Simpson
The Mob Has Spoken