Dead Homer Society

“Helping people find homes, that must be really rewarding.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it’s sold. C’mon, guys, let’s go for a swim.” – Lionel Hutz

“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.

“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan

“Please don’t tell anyone how I live.” – Lenny

“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson
“Superman.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson

“Alright, I hear you, honey.  Change into something nice, we’re stepping out!” – Homer Simpson
“The police auction?” – Marge Simpson
“Can you believe it?  It’s already been a year.” – Homer Simpson

“Excuse me, Mr. Szyslak, have you ever considered selling your home?” – Marge Simpson
“What?  No!  Why?  What?  What?  What have you heard?  Are you implying I’m in some sort of financial trouble?” – Moe
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I am.  Lemme have that card.” – Marge Simpson