Posts Tagged ‘Realty Bites

07
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.

31
May
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan

07
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Please don’t tell anyone how I live.” – Lenny

07
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson
“Superman.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson

07
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, I hear you, honey.  Change into something nice, we’re stepping out!” – Homer Simpson
“The police auction?” – Marge Simpson
“Can you believe it?  It’s already been a year.” – Homer Simpson

08
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Excuse me, Mr. Szyslak, have you ever considered selling your home?” – Marge Simpson
“What?  No!  Why?  What?  What?  What have you heard?  Are you implying I’m in some sort of financial trouble?” – Moe
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I am.  Lemme have that card.” – Marge Simpson

07
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, I had a lot of calls about you.  Customers love your no pressure approach.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, like we say, ‘The right house, for the right person’.” – Marge Simpson
“Listen, it’s time I let you in on a little secret, Marge.  The right house is the house that’s for sale.  The right person, is anyone.” – Lionel Hutz




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