Posts Tagged ‘Realty Bites

26
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Are you guys talking about the West Side?” – Cookie Kwan
“No, Cookie! I swear it! I’m scared of you.” – Gil

04
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Helping people find homes, that must be really rewarding.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it’s sold. C’mon, guys, let’s go for a swim.” – Lionel Hutz

07
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.

31
May
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan

07
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Please don’t tell anyone how I live.” – Lenny

07
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson
“Superman.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson

07
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, I hear you, honey.  Change into something nice, we’re stepping out!” – Homer Simpson
“The police auction?” – Marge Simpson
“Can you believe it?  It’s already been a year.” – Homer Simpson




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