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06
Dec
09

Quote of the Day

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“Gee, that picture makes your butt look big.” – Homer Simpson
“I thought so too, but they said it sells.” – Marge Simpson
“Works for the Lumber King.” – Bart Simpson
“Lumber . . . we need lumber.” – Homer Simpson

17
Aug
09

Quote of the Day

The Truth and Lionel Hutz

“But all I did was tell the truth.” – Marge Simpson

“Of course you did.  But there’s the truth . . . and the truth!” – Lionel Hutz




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