Posts Tagged ‘‘Round Springfield

10
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“This boy’s appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which will make it easier to find once I get in there.” – Dr. Hibbert

30
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, my good man, I have five hundred dollars to blow. What’ve you got?” – Bart Simpson
“Behold, the ultimate pog!” – Comic Book Guy

29
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” –
“That’s Mary had a little lamb.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay, then this: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do do do…” – Homer Simpson
“That’s the same thing, you just replaced ‘Di’s with ‘Do’s.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Danny Elfman!

30
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!” – Homer Simpson

30
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

veryseriousoperation

“Oh, this is wonderful! You’re alive!” – Homer Simpson
“No thanks to you, Homer!” – Bart Simpson
“Why you little…!” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, please, the boy’s just had a very serious operation.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, right.” – Homer Simpson

01
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson
“What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson

30
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

'Round Springfield17

“I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so, without further adieu, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra. On saxophone, Lisa Simpson. On triangle, Martin Prince. And, with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.” – Principal Skinner
“That’s some nice flutin’, boy.” – Chief Wiggum




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