Posts Tagged ‘Russi Taylor

15
May
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s it, Bart! Why can’t you be more like, uh . . .” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Us, Mrs. Krabappel?” – Sherri & Terri
“Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy belated birthday, Russi Taylor!

04
May
16

Quote of the Day

Homer's Odyssey12

“Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.” – Sherri
“What does incompetent mean?” – Bart Simpson
“It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.” – Terri
“Oh, okay, I thought you were putting him down.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Russi Taylor!

04
May
15

Quote of the Day

Saturdays of Thunder16

“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC
“Congratulations, Bart, seeing you out there brought back a lot of memories.” – Ronnie Beck

Happy birthday Russi Taylor! 

04
May
14

Quote of the Day

Bart Gets an F8

“Who cares about some test?  Life’s too short for tests!” – Martin Prince
“Hey, I thought we had a deal!” – Bart Simpson
“The Martin Prince you made a deal with no longer exists!  Come on, fellows, to the arcade!” – Martin Prince

Happy birthday Russi Taylor!

04
May
13

Quote of the Day

Three Men and a Comic Book9

“Can you let me have it for forty dollars?” – Martin Prince
“Forty bucks?  Forget it!  You made me get off my stool for that?” – Comic Book Guy
“It’s all I’ve got!  I sold seeds, I visited my aunt in the nursing home, I fished a dime out of the sewer for God’s sake!” – Martin Prince

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor! 

04
May
12

Quote of the Day

Bart of Darkness6

“Isn’t it amazing, the same day you got a pool is the same day we realized we liked you?” – Sherri
“The timing worked out great, don’t you think?” – Terri

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor!

04
May
11

Quote of the Day

History Coming Alive Spirit of St. Louis and Acapulco yoinked from Wikipedia; giant rat used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user normanack.

“Look at him, I bet he didn’t study again.” – Sherri
“And now he’s going to try to kiss up and get answers from us.” – Terri
“He’s pathetic.” – Sherri
“Good morning, girls.” – Bart Simpson
“Good morning, Bart.” – Sherri & Terri
“Say, who’s up for a little cram session?  I’ll go first.  What was the name of the Pilgrims’ boat?” – Bart Simpson
“The Spirit of St. Louis.” – Terri
“And where’d they land?” – Bart Simpson
“Sunny Acapulco.” – Sherri
“And why’d they leave England?” – Bart Simpson
“Giant rats.” – Terri
“Cool, history’s coming alive.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Russi Taylor!




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