Posts Tagged ‘Saturdays of Thunder

14
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Goodbye, son!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Bart, I think they’re finally hauling your Dad away.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Maybe it’s for the best.” – Bart Simpson

28
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“A conventional design.” – Martin Prince
“Oh, yeah? Are you building a racer, Martin?” – Bart Simpson
“In between some other projects. Well, gentlemen, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve booked some time at the wind tunnel.” – Martin Prince

30
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer, I can’t find the safety goggles for the power saw.” – Bart Simpson
“If stuff starts flying, just turn your head.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, check.” – Bart Simpson

04
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC
“Congratulations, Bart, seeing you out there brought back a lot of memories.” – Ronnie Beck

Happy birthday Russi Taylor! 

09
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Ugly . . . ugly . . . butch.” – Patty Bouvier
“What’s the matter, can’t you find a hairstyle you like?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, hold the phone, that’s the one for me.” – Patty Bouvier
“Ed Asner?” – Marge Simpson
“No, next to him: Mary Tyler Moore.” – Patty Bouvier

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

10
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“Attention everyone, I say to those who question the value of the space program: behold!” – Martin Prince

30
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“Whoa, where’s your helmet, son?” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official
“Helmets are for wusses, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“No, I don’t think I can let you go without a safety helmet.” – Soapbox Derby Official
“This is my son, and if he doesn’t want to wear one, you can’t make him.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, fine, I want to get out of here sometime today.” – Soapbox Derby Official




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