Posts Tagged ‘Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

30
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Marge! You look wonderful! And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson!” – Evelyn
“I did marry Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“Come, you must show me the pumps.” – Evelyn

06
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“I’d love to wear this someplace special.” – Marge Simpson
“Spurlock’s Cafeteria it is.” – Homer Simpson
“What about the symphony, or the theater?” – Marge Simpson
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson

11
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Do I have to go? That country club is a hot bed of exclusionist snobs and status seeking social climbers.” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ve told you I don’t like you using the world hotbed.” – Marge Simpson

(Sorry for the late quote. I blame food poisoning.) 

03
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

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“You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!” – C.M. Burns

13
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

pickledfigs

“Where’s Homer? And to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake.” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm…I, ughhh…” – Mr. Smithers
“I pickled the figs myself.” – C.M. Burns

17
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

IgnoreAllDistractions

“Now, keep your head down. Ignore all distractions…” – Tom Kite

04
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

HerIdeaofWit

“I’ll be there with bells on!” – Marge Simpson
“Bells?  Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?” – Susan
“Oh, don’t worry, Marge, her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing.” – Evelyn

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield”! Original airdate 4 February 1996.




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