Posts Tagged ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage

19
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.” – Sideshow Mel

17
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Good news, Lisa! I don’t need your mother anymore! I’ve created a replacement that’s superior to her in almost every way.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s just a plant.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, you will respect your new mother!” – Homer Simpson

18
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson
“Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson & Milhouse van Houten
“Don’t mind me, boys. Just scrubbin’ my undies.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Bart, your Dad kinda blew the fantasy. I only like it when I’m pretend scared.” – Milhouse van Houten

31
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.” – Homer Simpson
“Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.” – Homer’s Brain
“Okay. But then we gotta get to work.” – Homer Simpson

19
May
17

Quote of the Day

“My problem is I’m a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money’s gone.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, I’m a smart woman but I make bad choices. . . . Okay, here’s a set of house keys and my ATM card.” – Mrs. Krabappel

10
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

labfeefor

“I can’t believe I paid ten thousand dollars for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?” – Otto

20
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody’s good enough for me. . . . Whoa, you think you got ’em all, but you forget about the eggs.” – Otto

14
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson

10
Jul
15

How About Some GIFs?

Smithers

“It’s that horrible Mr. Burns, isn’t it?” – Not Eunice
“You leave Mr. Burns out of this!” – Streetcar Smithers
“Smithers!  Smithers!” – Streetcar Burns

Apologies, but there won’t be a Reading Digest today, once again on account of my stupid real job.  However, please enjoy this .gifs that I don’t think I put on the site:

FuzzyBunny

 

GermFreeChamber

20
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“Can I take your order?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Nothing for me today.  I’ve got a class to teach!” – Homer Simpson
“Sir, it’s a felony to tease the order box.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

19
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, good, Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back.  He has to push the sanctity of marriage or his God will punish him.” – Homer Simpson
“Get a divorce.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Mmm-hmm.” – Helen Lovejoy
“But isn’t that a sin?” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, just about everything is a sin.  You ever sat down and read this thing?  Technically we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.” – Reverend Lovejoy

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Secrets of a Successful Marriage”!  Original airdate: 19 May 1994.

12
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“And how is my little major leaguer, catch any junebugs today?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, me and Milhouse took some mail from a mail truck and threw it down the sewer.” – Bart Simpson
“Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn’t the right thing to do.” – Homer Simpson
“What the hell are you talking about?  You’re the one who double dared us.” – Bart Simpson

09
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

Turning Men Into Putty

“One way to drive your man wild is to wear tight, revealing clothes.” – Patty Bouvier
“Eww.” – Women in “Turn a Man Into Putty In Your Hands” Class
“At this point, I’d like to remind you there are no refunds.” – Patty Bouvier

20
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“Keep up the roughhousing, son.  Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight!  Oh, these stubborn grass stains.” – Homer Simpson

11
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“If you feel so bad about yourself, there’s always things you can do to feel better.” – Marge Simpson
“Take another bath in malt liquor?” – Homer Simpson
“There’s that.” – Marge Simpson

01
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, I’ve never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.” – Bart Simpson
“I’ll tell you a secret, Bart.  Every time I’m worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.” – Lisa Simpson

02
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

Wedding Definition

“Now, what is a wedding?  Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden’.” – Homer Simpson

05
Aug
11

Quote of the Day

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“Besides, every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?” – Homer Simpson
“That’s because you were drunk!” – Marge Simpson
“And how.” – Homer Simpson

13
Jun
11

Quote of the Day

Fabio Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Image shamelessly yoinked from here.

“What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator
“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” – Homer Simpson
“No you can’t, Mr. Simpson, no one can!” – Adult Education Annex Administrator

Happy birthday Greg Daniels!

21
Jan
11

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, you’ll never guess what, my whole class is here!  They’re going to observe the human peep show that is our lives.” – Homer Simpson




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