Posts Tagged ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage

19
May
17

Quote of the Day

“My problem is I’m a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money’s gone.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, I’m a smart woman but I make bad choices. . . . Okay, here’s a set of house keys and my ATM card.” – Mrs. Krabappel

10
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

labfeefor

“I can’t believe I paid ten thousand dollars for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?” – Otto

20
May
16

Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage12

“My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody’s good enough for me. . . . Whoa, you think you got ’em all, but you forget about the eggs.” – Otto

14
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage11

“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson

10
Jul
15

How About Some GIFs?

Smithers

“It’s that horrible Mr. Burns, isn’t it?” – Not Eunice
“You leave Mr. Burns out of this!” – Streetcar Smithers
“Smithers!  Smithers!” – Streetcar Burns

Apologies, but there won’t be a Reading Digest today, once again on account of my stupid real job.  However, please enjoy this .gifs that I don’t think I put on the site:

FuzzyBunny

 

GermFreeChamber

20
May
15

Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage10

“Can I take your order?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Nothing for me today.  I’ve got a class to teach!” – Homer Simpson
“Sir, it’s a felony to tease the order box.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

19
May
14

Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage9

“Oh, good, Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back.  He has to push the sanctity of marriage or his God will punish him.” – Homer Simpson
“Get a divorce.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Mmm-hmm.” – Helen Lovejoy
“But isn’t that a sin?” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, just about everything is a sin.  You ever sat down and read this thing?  Technically we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.” – Reverend Lovejoy

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Secrets of a Successful Marriage”!  Original airdate: 19 May 1994.




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