“Alright, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.” – Homer Simpson
“Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.” – Homer’s Brain
“Okay. But then we gotta get to work.” – Homer Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
“My problem is I’m a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money’s gone.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, I’m a smart woman but I make bad choices. . . . Okay, here’s a set of house keys and my ATM card.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Quote of the Day
“I can’t believe I paid ten thousand dollars for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?” – Otto
Quote of the Day
“My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody’s good enough for me. . . . Whoa, you think you got ’em all, but you forget about the eggs.” – Otto
Quote of the Day
“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad. So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson
How About Some GIFs?
“It’s that horrible Mr. Burns, isn’t it?” – Not Eunice
“You leave Mr. Burns out of this!” – Streetcar Smithers
“Smithers! Smithers!” – Streetcar Burns
Apologies, but there won’t be a Reading Digest today, once again on account of my stupid real job. However, please enjoy this .gifs that I don’t think I put on the site:
The Mob Has Spoken