Posts Tagged ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage

17
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Good news, Lisa! I don’t need your mother anymore! I’ve created a replacement that’s superior to her in almost every way.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s just a plant.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, you will respect your new mother!” – Homer Simpson

18
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson
“Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson & Milhouse van Houten
“Don’t mind me, boys. Just scrubbin’ my undies.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Bart, your Dad kinda blew the fantasy. I only like it when I’m pretend scared.” – Milhouse van Houten

31
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.” – Homer Simpson
“Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.” – Homer’s Brain
“Okay. But then we gotta get to work.” – Homer Simpson

19
May
17

Quote of the Day

“My problem is I’m a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money’s gone.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, I’m a smart woman but I make bad choices. . . . Okay, here’s a set of house keys and my ATM card.” – Mrs. Krabappel

10
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“I can’t believe I paid ten thousand dollars for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?” – Otto

20
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody’s good enough for me. . . . Whoa, you think you got ’em all, but you forget about the eggs.” – Otto

14
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson




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