Posts Tagged ‘Selma’s Choice

21
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“There it is!” – Lisa Simpson
“The Duff Beeramyid.” – Bart Simpson
“The Beeramyid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction.” – Lisa Simpson
“Enh, plenty more where that came from.” – Selma Bouvier

02
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren’t a big problem anymore.” – TV Announcer

21
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?” – Homer Simpson
“We’re under six.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
“And I’m a college student!” – Homer Simpson

29
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.” – Marge Simpson
“Suggestion noted.” – Homer Simpson

30
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Hoodlums

“Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy, hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!” – Duff Gardens Security Guard

23
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice17

“Aunt Gladys was right, there’s something missing in our lives.” – Selma Bouvier
“Don’t worry, we’ll get that barking dog record tomorrow.” – Patty Bouvier

21
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice16

“Get out of my car!” – Selma Bouvier
“This isn’t my house.” – Hans Moleman




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