Posts Tagged ‘Selma’s Choice



30
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Hoodlums

“Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy, hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!” – Duff Gardens Security Guard

23
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice17

“Aunt Gladys was right, there’s something missing in our lives.” – Selma Bouvier
“Don’t worry, we’ll get that barking dog record tomorrow.” – Patty Bouvier

21
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice16

“Get out of my car!” – Selma Bouvier
“This isn’t my house.” – Hans Moleman

12
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Complaints

“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson
“Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady

Doris Grau would’ve been 91 today.  Happy birthday!

25
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice15

“Five . . . six . . . seven . . . eight.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
“What are you kids playing?” – Marge Simpson
“Counting game.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s nice.” – Marge Simpson
“Nine.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson

20
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice14

“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier

28
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice13

“You’ve been eating that thing for a week.  I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.” – Marge Simpson
“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!” – Homer Simpson




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