Posts Tagged ‘Separate Vocations

27
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wow! Can I see your club?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s called a baton, son.” – Lou
“Oh. What’s it for?” – Bart Simpson
“We club people with it.” – Lou

18
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Now, to show my gratitude, I want you to help yourself to an item of your choice.” – Principal Skinner
“Alright!” – Bart Simpson
“Ooh, now, you be careful with that crossbow.” – Principal Skinner
“I will.” – Bart Simpson

01
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I have never seen a good student take such a slide. Lisa, what are you rebelling against?” – Principal Skinner
“Whaddya got?” – Lisa Simpson

Happy New Year!

29
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations16

“Ooh, they used nylon rope this time.  It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensuous.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

27
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations15

“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

27
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Stubbiness

“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson
“Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“But I’ll practice every day!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, well, I’ll be frank with you, Lisa.  And when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating.  You’ve inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness.  It usually comes from the father’s side.” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy

Happy birthday George Meyer!

18
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations14

“That’s right, it was I.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lis, why did you do it?” – Bart Simpson
“Come on, Bart, in your pre-fascist days you knew the giddy thrill of futile rebellion.” – Lisa Simpson




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