Posts Tagged ‘Sideshow Bob Roberts

06
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“We want the truth!” – Bart Simpson
“You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!” – Sideshow Bob

If you’re here in the U.S. and you’re registered to vote, for fuck’s sake, go do that. I really really don’t want tomorrow’s quote to be about Bob stealing the election.

And once you’ve voted, enjoy this fine list of ways to kill time until actual results come in: Simpsons Episodes for a Dreary Election.

10
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hmm, I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy. But I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

Center image is Alexis Smith, shamelessly taken from here.

“What’s in it for us?” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson
“Yeah, give us something we like or we’ll ride you out of town on a rail!” – Jasper
“Well, uh, what do you, uh, people like?” – Mayor Quimby
“Sleep.” – Jasper
“Sexy dames and plenty of ’em!” – Old Jewish Man
“Matlock!” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson

09
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You know, there are three things we’re never going to get rid of here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library; two, Mrs. McFearly’s compost heap; and, three, our six term mayor, the illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spend-o-crat Diamond Joe Quimby.” – Birch Barlow
“Hey! I am no longer illiterate.” – Mayor Quimby

09
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“And just look how happy he is.” – Kent Brockman

08
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

nextmayorofspringfield

“Now then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us. If we hope to defeat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with name recognition and media savvy, a true leader who will do exactly as he’s told.” – C.M. Burns
“Monty, I’m way ahead of you. If you’ll just open that door you’ll see the next mayor of Springfield.” – Birch Barlow

09
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Students, I want you to be on your best behavior for this carefully choreographed media event. Now, this means there is to be no wising off, no face making, and no grass eating. This means you, Ralph.” – Principal Skinner
“Yes, sir.” – Ralph Wiggum




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