Posts Tagged ‘Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming

26
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed seventy mosques and her name is Lisa too!” – Lisa Simpson
“I want to see some birds get sucked into the engines . . . rare ones.” – Bart Simpson

15
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“And as my final newscast draws to a close, I’m reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you: the collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars, dogs that were mistakenly issued major credit cards and others who weren’t so lucky.” – Kent Brockman

27
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ironic, my crusade against television has come to an end so formulaic it could’ve spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest Hollywood hack!” – Sideshow Bob

04
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Best before November, 1959. Damn it, Bob, there were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm!” – Sideshow Bob

26
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson
“I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy

20
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

26
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’? What kind of country fried rube is still impressed by that?” – Sideshow Bob




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