Posts Tagged ‘Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming

27
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ironic, my crusade against television has come to an end so formulaic it could’ve spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest Hollywood hack!” – Sideshow Bob

04
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Best before November, 1959. Damn it, Bob, there were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm!” – Sideshow Bob

26
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson
“I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy

20
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

26
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’? What kind of country fried rube is still impressed by that?” – Sideshow Bob

26
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Look at that hunk of junk.” – Bart Simpson
“You’re ignorant!  That’s the Wright Brothers’ plane!  At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil!  Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“So, how do you know so much about American history?” – Bart Simpson
“I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming”!  Original airdate 26 November 1995.

03
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“Mom!  I found Sideshow Bob’s hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic blast but I’m okay now!” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I wrecked the gate but you don’t hear me bragging.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!




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