Posts Tagged ‘Simpson and Delilah

18
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

dirtytrick

“Boy…must…die!” – Homer Simpson
“I love you, Dad!” – Bart Simpson
“D’oh! . . . Dirty trick.” – Homer Simpson

18
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t have a thousand bucks!  But you do, don’t you, Marge?  You do!  You do!  You’ve been squirreling it away, haven’t you?  Saving it for a rainy day?  That’s what you said, right?  Right?  Right!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Dad is taking this in a less than heroic fashion.” – Lisa Simpson

02
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“A thousand bucks?  I can’t afford that!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.” – Hair Doctor

18
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

He'sCrazy

“A lot of you would think I was crazy if I did this.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s crazy!” – C.M. Burns

26
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, Homie, how’s my big, important executive?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, every woman I interview for the secretary job makes kissy faces at me.” – Homer Simpson
“Hmmm.” – Marge Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Simpson, I’m Karl.” – Karl
“He sounds good.  Hire him.” – Marge Simpson

23
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

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“Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high worker accident rate.” – Mr. Smithers
“Any suggestions?” – C.M. Burns
“A round of layoffs might wake up the idiots.” – Male Executive
“We could put caffeine in the water cooler.” – Female Executive
“Those are my ideas!  You people don’t think, you regurgitate!” – C.M. Burns

15
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“And what does my little girl want?” – Homer Simpson
“An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh, how bout a pony?” – Homer Simpson
“Okay!” – Lisa Simpson




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