Posts Tagged ‘Simpson and Delilah

18
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Okay, the colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?” – Grade School Challenge Host
“Blue!” – Bart Simpson
“Yellow!” – Homer Simpson
“Green.” – Selma Bouvier
“Orange! Red!” – Bart Simpson
“Green.” – Patty Bouvier
“Purple!” – Bart Simpson
“Red! White! Black! Green!” – Homer Simpson
“Green.” – Grade School Challenge Contestant
“I was right!” – Homer Simpson

07
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Burns, it is my sad duty to report that one of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of a thousand dollars.” – Mr. Smithers
“What? Blast his hide to Hades! And I was going to buy that ivory back scratcher.” – C.M. Burns

18
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Good morning, Springfield! Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you get a haircut, you hippie!” – Mr. Winfield
“Good morning, Moe’s Tavern!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, it’s the President.” – Barney Gumble
“Good morning everybody!” – Homer Simpson
“Good morning!” – Funeral Mourners

18
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You know, some women find bald men quite virile.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, weren’t you listening? This is a ‘miracle breakthrough’, not one of these cheapo sucker deals.” – Homer Simpson

22
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“This bald man has no ideas.” – Male Executive #1
“If this is a joke, I’m not laughing.” – Male Executive #2
“Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn’t even have hair.” – Female Executive

18
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Boy…must…die!” – Homer Simpson
“I love you, Dad!” – Bart Simpson
“D’oh! . . . Dirty trick.” – Homer Simpson

18
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t have a thousand bucks!  But you do, don’t you, Marge?  You do!  You do!  You’ve been squirreling it away, haven’t you?  Saving it for a rainy day?  That’s what you said, right?  Right?  Right!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Dad is taking this in a less than heroic fashion.” – Lisa Simpson




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