Posts Tagged ‘Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

12
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Do you think we’ll ever see her again?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sure we will, honey. I’m sure we will.” – Homer Simpson

16
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins
“Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble

02
Jun
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now I’d like to introduce a new feature, never before seen on TV: Dumb Pet Tricks! Ugh, oh, boy. Here’s a dog that’s been trained to catch this red rubber ball. . . . Somebody shoot it! Somebody shoot it!” – Krusty the Klown

15
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson

Happy birthday, Mike Reiss! 

26
May
17

Quote of the Day

“We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?” – Lisa Simpson

“You have my undivided attention.” – Homer Simpson

07
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

everybodydoesit

♫”If you cut every corner, it is really not so bad/
Everybody does it, even mom and dad!
If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!”♫ – Shary Bobbins
♫”It’s the American way!”♫ – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to  Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious! Original airdate 7 February 1997.

15
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ve been singing you songs all day! I’m not a bloody jukebox!” – Shary Bobbins




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