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Posts Tagged ‘Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
07
Feb
20
Quote of the Day
12
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Do you think we’ll ever see her again?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sure we will, honey. I’m sure we will.” – Homer Simpson
16
Sep
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins
“Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble
02
Jun
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now I’d like to introduce a new feature, never before seen on TV: Dumb Pet Tricks! Ugh, oh, boy. Here’s a dog that’s been trained to catch this red rubber ball. . . . Somebody shoot it! Somebody shoot it!” – Krusty the Klown
15
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson
Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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May
17
Quote of the Day
“We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?” – Lisa Simpson
“You have my undivided attention.” – Homer Simpson
07
Feb
17
Quote of the Day
♫”If you cut every corner, it is really not so bad/
Everybody does it, even mom and dad!
If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!”♫ – Shary Bobbins
♫”It’s the American way!”♫ – Bart Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious! Original airdate 7 February 1997.
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