Posts Tagged ‘Simpsons Bible Stories

04
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“So long, kids! Give my regards to the British Museum.” – Ancient Egyptian Wiggum

04
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Jonah! You died the way you lived: inside a whale.” – King David

04
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabappelpatra.” – Pharaoh Skinner
“Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.” – Mrs. Krabappelpatra
“Very good, uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat heat, cat head, cat head, guy doing this…” – Pharaoh Skinner

04
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, my dear sweet Eve, I love you even more than the Butterscotch Pond or the Porno Bush.” – Adam

21
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Is there any grub around here?” – Eve
“Is there!” – Adam
“Good morning, Adam, any bacon for you, then?” – Edenic Pig
“Don’t mind if I do.” – Adam

04
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“A chocolate bunny!  Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate?” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Relax, I found it in the dumpster.” – Homer Simpson

14
Jul
13

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“And, as we pass the collection plate, please give as though the person next to you were watching.” – Reverend Lovejoy




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