Posts Tagged ‘Team Homer

07
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“So, we meet again, Mad Magazine.” – Principal Skinner
“How do you know it’s from Mad?” – Bart Simpson
“The year was 1968, we were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporing the Mad slogan, ‘Up With Miniskirts’. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right!” – Principal Skinner

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday Mike Scully! 

16
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“No, I will not pay you five hundred dollars for sex!” – Marge Simpson
“Aw, come on, Marge! You’re getting something in return, and I’m getting a bowling team. It’s win-win!” – Homer Simpson
“It’s sick! And I don’t have that kind of money to spend on sex.” – Marge Simpson

07
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, you’re closing. It’s getting late. My kids are probably wondering where their daddy is. . . . There’s gotta be some other place we can go! Think, Moe! Think!” – Homer Simpson

14
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I almost forgot! I brought you all a little something.” – C.M. Burns
“Aw, would you look at that? The Pin Pals.” – Moe
“At last! I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

07
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.” – Moe

07
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“The Mad Magazine special edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!” – Bart Simpson
“Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.” – Milhouse van Houten




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