Posts Tagged ‘Team Homer

14
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I almost forgot! I brought you all a little something.” – C.M. Burns
“Aw, would you look at that? The Pin Pals.” – Moe
“At last! I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

07
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.” – Moe

07
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Team Homer16

“The Mad Magazine special edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!” – Bart Simpson
“Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.” – Milhouse van Houten

07
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Team Homer15

“Gee, business stinks tonight.  Where’s Barney, Lenny and Carl?” – Moe
“Ah, they never come around anymore now that they’ve got their mistresses.” – Homer Simpson

12
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t care if it takes me all night, I’m gonna get me that lobster harmonica!  C’mon, Lobsty! . . . Oh.” – Otto

07
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Team Homer14

“Ah, these uniforms are a godsend.  Horseplay is down forty percent, youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits are at an all time low.” – Principal Skinner

25
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

Team Homer13

“I can’t believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman.  I bet I’ll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.” – Otto




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