Posts Tagged ‘The Boy Who Knew Too Much

09
Sep
19

*Triple* Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Oh, my God, he is like some sort of non-giving-up school guy!” – Bart Simpson

02
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in . . . uh, you know, one of them loser countries. . . . Oh, good, my laundry is done.” – Moe

16
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Let’s vote. My liver is failing.” – Jasper

05
May
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner
“Shut up!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner

25
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman

06
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Freddy, honey, I think something just dropped into the back seat.” – Attractive Young Woman
“I’m not paying you to talk.” – Freddy Quimby

29
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Look, if I was under seventeen, I’d be in school, right?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen




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