Posts Tagged ‘The Canine Mutiny

13
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha!” – Pachinko Machine

14
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Here, honey, you can have the junk mail.” – Marge Simpson
“Gas your termites, freeze your termites, zap your termites, save the termites.” – Bart Simpson

13
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I love this song. Shut up! I love this song. . . . Shut up, Lou. . . . I’m jamming, jamming, and I hope you like jamming too . . .” – Chief Wiggum

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Canine Mutiny”! Original airdate: 13 April 1997.

13
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Dear Occupant, because of your fine credit history, you have been pre-approved for a Money Bank charge card.” – Bart Simpson

13
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“He’s trained to do all sorts of stuff.  He can herd sheep and perform CPR.” – Bart Simpson
“Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does, while jogging.” – Marge Simpson

03
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

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“That’s Laddie.  Bart says he won him at a church carnival, two towns over.” – Marge Simpson
“In a truth telling contest, right, Bart?” – Lisa Simpson
“To the best of my recollection, yes.” – Bart Simpson

16
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t know about this dog.  He’s kinda snooty.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?” – Marge Simpson
“Do you think he noticed?” – Homer Simpson




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