Posts Tagged ‘The Cartridge Family

03
Dec
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hey, we got a pool!” – Bart Simpson
“Can we go swimming, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not right now.” – Marge Simpson

02
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“But if you really want to sleep easy at night, I recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof lucite.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Wouldn’t we all suffocate?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I should hope not.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Let’s get that, the suffocation thing.” – Homer Simpson

02
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Looking for a good time, sailor?” – Allied Tradesperson
“I certainly am.” – Bart Simpson
“No, you’re not! . . . He’s really not.” – Marge Simpson

21
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Of all the terrible things you’ve ever done in your life, this is the worst, the most despicable.” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, I swear to you: I never thought you’d find out!” – Homer Simpson

02
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they’re manufactured for a reason: to take out today’s modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.” – Lenny

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Cartridge Family”! Original airdate 2 November 1997.

02
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, the TV’s coin operated!” – Bart Simpson
“And so is the Bible.” – Lisa Simpson

02
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Just gimme my gun!” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period.  We’ve got to run a background check.” – Blood Bath & Beyond Guy
“Five days?  But I’m mad now.” – Homer Simpson




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