Posts Tagged ‘The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

01
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“We’ll choose the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg, stays sober tonight.” – Moe

21
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, everybody! I’m Peter Pantsless!” – Homer Simpson

21
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“How do you find the defendant?” – Kickin’ It Judge
“He’s guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent!” – First Juror
“Freak out behavior, both chronic and recent!” – Second Juror
“Drinking and driving, narcotics possession!” – Jury
“And that’s just page one of his ten page confession.” – Third Juror
“I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us, but this is L.A., and you’re rich and famous!” – Kickin’ It Judge

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”

01
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I don’t want you driving around in a car you built yourself.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, sorry.” – Marge Simpson

21
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson

21
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Barney!  Where’s my car?” – Homer Simpson
“All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova.  Or maybe it was a street corner?” – Barney Gumble

28
Jul
15

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“Now, remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us.  So, if anyone asks, we’re sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks.” – Homer Simpson




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