Posts Tagged ‘The Day the Violence Died

06
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, gentlemen, I’ll take your case. But I’m going to have to ask for a thousand dollar retainer.” – Lionel Hutz
“A thousand dollars? But your ad says no money down!” – Bart Simpson
“They got this all screwed up.” – Lionel Hutz
“So you don’t work on a contingency basis?” – Bart Simpson
“No, money down! . . . Oops, shouldn’t have this bar association logo here either.” – Lionel Hutz

18
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Roger Meyers stole your character-” – Lionel Hutz
“Objection.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“Sustained.” – Judge Snyder
“If I hear ‘objection’ and ‘sustained’ one more time today, I think I’m going to scream!” – Lionel Hutz
“Objection.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“Sustained.” – Judge Snyder
“Ahhhhhhhhh!” – Lionel Hutz

19
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Roger Meyer’s junior’s in charge of the studio now. He’s a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and rescues one cat and one mouse and gives them to a hungry family.” – Bart Simpson

17
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman.” – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Day the Violence Died”! Original airdate 17 March 1996.

30
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“You invented Itchy?  The Itchy & Scratchy Itchy?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure.  In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence.  Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the ukulele.  I changed all that.” – Chester J. Lampwick
“Well, I’m not calling you a liar, but . . . but I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence.” – Bart Simpson

14
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“And now the parade has entered Bumtown!  Oh, it’s all just so exciting, Dave!” – Suzanne Somers
“This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route.” – Not David Brinkley

30
Jun
14

Quote of the Daye

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“I give up; there’s nothing we can do.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, I agree.  You want to start on trying to get Apu out of jail?” – Bart Simpson
“Okay.” – Lisa Simpson




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